B r e a t h e . . . .: look mommy!

It's the United States of America!

KapQuotes

Mommy (with grape juice bubbly in hand): "Let's make a toast!!" Soren: "Are we having french toast?"

"Girls don't have wee wees! Only boys do. Girls only have bottoms." ~ Anna Clara, 4

"Mommy, did the babies leave their toys inside your tummy?" ~ Anna Clara, 4

"My thinking isn't working. Only a little bit is. It's flicking on and off." ~ Soren, 5.5 (he then went on to say, "I think a lot of thoughts. A LOT!")

"My back doesn't hurt, but my eyebrows willy willy do." ~ Anna Clara, 3.5

"Daddy look! The moon isn't whole! It's broken!" ~ Anna Clara, 3.5

"I'm so happy you're my mommy!" ~ Anna Clara, 3

"When I turn 8 I can get pregnant!! That's what my teacher told me on Sunday." ~ Soren, 5

"Mommy, I had a bad dream. I saw a wild hog and thought it was a cat. I was so scared that I was all wibbily wobbily." ~ Soren, 5

"Why do girls pee out of their bottom?" ~ Soren, 4

"The pee is up in my head and it's going down and down and down and down and down to my bottom." ~ Anna Clara, 3

"I don't want to be goofy like daddy when I grow up." ~ Soren, 4

"I don't do anything small scale." ~ Farmer Jim

"What are the two oval things near my wee wee?" ~ Soren, 4

"When my tummy hurts, my poop isn't right." ~ Soren, 4

"It's very cold like ice cream Mommy!" ~ Anna Clara, 2 (describing how cold it is outside)

"If it's Jesus' birthday, when is Santa's birthday?" ~ Soren, 4

"Did you notice how much greener our lawn is compared to all of our neighbors?" ~ Farmer Jim

"Anna Clara pleeease don't play with your poop!" ~ Mommy

"I wish I could throw Anna Clara in the garbage." ~ Soren, 4

"Why do my teeth move when I yawn?" ~ Soren, 4

"Put dees clips on Jabee?" ~ Anna Clara, 2, with barrettes in her hand

"Burp!" ~ JoiVie (yes, she burps like a human...no lie)

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

look mommy!

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