B r e a t h e . . . .: a juicy moment

My boys love juice like it's their own baby crack...a drug they just can't seem to get enough of. Niels asks (well, grunts and points to the fridge), then sucks a sippy cup dry, then asks for more. Anders, on the other hand, is more of a hoarder.....

He really did line them all up on the table, one by one, all by his lil self.

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Mommy (with grape juice bubbly in hand): "Let's make a toast!!" Soren: "Are we having french toast?"

"Girls don't have wee wees! Only boys do. Girls only have bottoms." ~ Anna Clara, 4

"Mommy, did the babies leave their toys inside your tummy?" ~ Anna Clara, 4

"My thinking isn't working. Only a little bit is. It's flicking on and off." ~ Soren, 5.5 (he then went on to say, "I think a lot of thoughts. A LOT!")

"My back doesn't hurt, but my eyebrows willy willy do." ~ Anna Clara, 3.5

"Daddy look! The moon isn't whole! It's broken!" ~ Anna Clara, 3.5

"I'm so happy you're my mommy!" ~ Anna Clara, 3

"When I turn 8 I can get pregnant!! That's what my teacher told me on Sunday." ~ Soren, 5

"Mommy, I had a bad dream. I saw a wild hog and thought it was a cat. I was so scared that I was all wibbily wobbily." ~ Soren, 5

"Why do girls pee out of their bottom?" ~ Soren, 4

"The pee is up in my head and it's going down and down and down and down and down to my bottom." ~ Anna Clara, 3

"I don't want to be goofy like daddy when I grow up." ~ Soren, 4

"I don't do anything small scale." ~ Farmer Jim

"What are the two oval things near my wee wee?" ~ Soren, 4

"When my tummy hurts, my poop isn't right." ~ Soren, 4

"It's very cold like ice cream Mommy!" ~ Anna Clara, 2 (describing how cold it is outside)

"If it's Jesus' birthday, when is Santa's birthday?" ~ Soren, 4

"Did you notice how much greener our lawn is compared to all of our neighbors?" ~ Farmer Jim

"Anna Clara pleeease don't play with your poop!" ~ Mommy

"I wish I could throw Anna Clara in the garbage." ~ Soren, 4

"Why do my teeth move when I yawn?" ~ Soren, 4

"Put dees clips on Jabee?" ~ Anna Clara, 2, with barrettes in her hand

"Burp!" ~ JoiVie (yes, she burps like a human...no lie)

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

a juicy moment

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